City Council Candidate Wins Tight Election by Narrowest of Margins

Florida, you're off the hook for controversial elections. You too Ohio. You can thank Missouri City, MO for electing a city council member who managed to squeak in by 0 votes. It wasn't exactly a tie because the other guy didn't get any votes. Well... actually, there was no other guy. The winner got ZERO votes... not even from himself because he, uh, forgot that it was election day.

Based on the current standard in the White House, I think this man has the goods to be prez-uh-dent some day. He'll just need a little work on things like pretending to land planes on aircraft carriers and... oh yeah, come out with his own yoga book.

SFGate.com: Even Unopposed, Candidate Gets No Votes