Santa Acquires WMD
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Santa Acquires WMD
Santa Acquires WMD and there's no way we'll ever find them because:1) Nobody can find Santa's Workshop on the North Pole.
2) Bombing the *@&$@ out of the North Pole will elevate global warming to catostrophic levels.
Santa's Workshop will be cooking up something different this winter for the boys and girls on the naughty list.
Santa's acquisition of WMD causes a media crisis. Fox News channel is forced to declare a real War on Christmas, namely War on Father Christmas, nobody reacts because they're all tired of the drama queens of FNC bitching and bitching and bitching so Santa destroys the world. The End.
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