smirking.com Store

Welcome to my smirking store! Now, I know what you're thinking. "How come this store's all North Korea? There's nothing on the shelves!" That's because I suck and nobody wanted to buy any of my cards. Lucky for you. That means you can pick up crap that nobody wants for the price of a couple loads of laundry. Wait... sorry, I meant to say that all this valuable overstock is available at factory direct to you outlet wholesaler double discount deal markdown ultra uber uber savings! Don't let this opportunity slip away. You can wear the same underwear for another week. Buy a few of my cards with your laundry money instead.

Look, all of my cards are printed on high quality cardstock for excellent image quality and durability (in case a baggage handler gets a hold of them). If you like my ecards here and you want the real McCoys for that extra offensive touch, your purchase will help me buy a Diet Pepsi so I can stay awake a little while longer to read all the hate mail I get. By the way, my cheap ass prices include shipping in a tasteless plain brown envelope via first class USPS for orders in the US.

Set of Three G-Cards - $5.00 (Save 18,500%! - $945.99 off regular price!)

The Shut Up Kitty

Nobody Cares How U Dance

Locked Up & Dizzy

(Each card comes with a different snarky disclaimer message printed on the back.)

Set of Three Postcards - $2.50 (Save 9,205%! - $240.89 off regular price!)

Deli Closed

Wish You Were Here, Sorta

Come for the Funeral, Stay for the Sale

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