WTFlaming Frack Water Loyal Smirking Fans Haters!

I know some people have been really excited that the site's been down, but I'm going to have to disappoint you with the news that isn't dead. It's just sleeping heavily again. I've had it since 1998 and shit happens sometimes when you're 894 years old in dog years on Internet time.

In the meantime, please go and get your butts washed and wear clothes that you parents would wear so you feel absolutely ridiculous.

I'm not sure when it'll wake up. It might be today, it might be in a week or two. Hopefully it's not hibernating.

BTW, don't complain. I hate that. If I hear anyone complain, I will personally visit you and stuff a pound of kettle corn up your nose with barbeque tongs.

Srsly tho, the site wil B bac soon as we can get it fixd. Thx.

The Man of the site.

P.S. Everyone still hates you.